I'm bored and don't feel like talking about my depression like I prolly should, so I'm gonna steal a meme from stop_theworld.

Answer all the following questions as though you were the one nominated. You know, fulfill all those childhood dreams in front of the mirror.



What Award Show would it be? The Oscars.
What category would you be nominated in? Best Actress in a Leading Role - if this is my fantasy, I'm taking home the big prize lol
What were you doing when you found out you were nominated? Holding my cell phone and nervously staring at the wall waiting for my agent to call and tell me if I was nominated.
What/Who are you wearing? Chanel or Balenciaga. Since this is my fantasy, I'm assuming I'm skinny and sexy lol so I want something that's classy, but makes me look HOT.
Who did you bring? My drop dead gorgeous husband Daniel Craig, who I stole away from his fiancee. BWAHAHAHAHA.
What's in your (or your date's) handbag? A granola bar, my cell phone, a credit card, some cash, and my lipstick.
Three celebs you meet on the red carpet: NICOLE KIDMAN!! lol. And her hubby Keith, who is of course walking with her. Annnnd... umm... Dakota Fanning, cuz I think she's adorable lol.
One fun Red Carpet Anecdote: One of the photographers calls out asking Daniel to kiss me while we're posing, and of course he does, because he's so in love with me, and the flashbulbs go crazy and all the fans cheer.
Who are you seated next to? My gorgeous Daniel of course, and Nicole Kidman lol.
Bathroom Run Anecdote: I just happen to bump into a big time director/producer who says she recently read one of my novels and would love to turn it into a film.
Presenter for your category? NICOLE KIDMAN!!! lol. Or if it has to be a male, then it would be really cute if Daniel was presenting it.
Other nominees in your category? Meryl Streep (hey, if I'm gna win, I might as well win in some great competition), Angelina Jolie (because I hate her and therefore would love to beat her lol), Kate Winslet, and Hilary Swank.
Write your speech (just don't make it too long, or we'll have to play you out ;-)): I'll feel stupid if I type it all out here lol. I imagine it sounding much more witty the night of lol. But I'd have to thank my mom (cuz she told me I'd better thank her if I ever won something big), my agent, the director for being my guiding light, the writers for giving me such a brilliant role and dialogue to work with, the entire cast who made the movie so fantastic to do, and of course I would have to say a special thanks to Nicole, for everything she's done for me.
How did you celebrate (did you party all night at the after parties, did you go home and crash, did you hit the drive-thru, what?)? Party all night baby! lol. Well, at least until 1 or 2 when I get sleepy lol. Then I'll go home and celebrate with my hot hubby hehehe.
Who was your first phone call, or who called you first? My mom, she'd kill me if I didn't call her right away.
Which After Party are you going to? Governor's Ball and the Vanity Fair party baby! (assuming it's back of course)
What did you do with your award? Got a bulletproof glass case made for it with a security system that only recognizes my hand for access, so no one can ever steal it lol.