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.FIRSTS.

First best friend : Hilary

First car : Technically a grand am, but I hate it lol so I always drive the other car.

First 'formal' date : If you mean my first REAL date, then I went to starbucks with a guy I met on lavalife. Wasn't so great.

First real kiss : Yet to happen.

First break-up : See above

First screen name : oh man. I have no idea. I got all of mine at pretty much the same time. I think my first hotmail was dixie_chicks_2000 or something if that counts. And my first AIM was AngelaFD03.

First self purchased album : I think it was Blue by Leanne Rhimes

First funeral : Grandma Traver.

First pets : We had a collie named Brady when I was born, but the first pet I got was my cat Rosy.

First piercing/tattoo : Ears, no tattoo yet

First credit card : Visa

First enemy : Steven. He used to always guess what I brought for show and tell in kindergarten, even if I didn't tell a single soul and kept it in a brown paper bag, somehow he knew, and I'd always cry cuz he'd go tell everyone.

First big trip : Disneyworld

First musician you remember hearing in your house : Shania Twain

.LASTS.

Last cigarette : Nonexistant

Last car ride : Yesterday, went to the bookstore

Last kiss : Spin the bottle in grade 9, which really doesn't count lol

Last good cry : Yesterday, upon arriving home from the bookstore.

Last library book checked out : Something about photoshop that I never read lol.

Last movie seen in theater/rented : I think the last one I saw in theatres was The Golden Compass, and the last one I rented was Tomb Raider.

Last beverage drank : Water

Last food eaten : ice cream

Last crush : yeah, like I'm going to tell you

Last phone call : Mom

Last time showered : Yesterday

Last shoes worn : UGGS!!!

Last CD played : ew, CDs lol. I don't play CDs.

Last item bought : a book on pitching your screenplays to hollywood people lol

Last annoyance : yeah I'm not gna post that for them to read lol.

Last disappointment : I don't think Emma's gonna come to school with me.

Last time wanting to die : Last night

Last time scolded : yesterday

Last shirt worn : Well, since I'm not currently naked, I'm still wearing the last shirt I put on. It's a happy bunny one I got from Josie.

Last website visited : Nicole's Magic



1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
They dont exist lol

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Boycut briefs that are like bright orange, pink, and yellow.

3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
something by Keith Urban

4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
My tortellini dish from my fav pasta restaurant

5. Beatles or Stones?
beatles

6. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who should it be?
I can only pick one?! ugh. ummm... idk eek... ummm... satsuki mitchell, so I can marry Daniel Craig instead lol. Sorry hun :p.

7. The person whose problems you would want to hear again?
huh?

8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Face

9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Yeah lol

10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Reading minds

11. Favorite hangover cure?
Sleep lol

12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Umm depends what kind of drink we're talking about lol. Coolers and those kind of drinks that aren't like, pure alcohol, about 5 or 6. Stuff like cosmos, 2 lol. Wine... idk, I've had 3 glasses and been fine.

13. Favorite Song Lyrics?
"For every endless midnight, there's a sky full of broken stars"

14. Hair color/style you most like someone you're dating to have?
Slightly long, no colour preference

15. If you had to be blind or deaf, what would it be?
Def. I couldn't ride anymore if I was blind.

16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
rofl yeah

17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
I don't know my siblings, they dont like us so they moved away and dont talk to us.

18. Least favorite month?
September. There's no holidays to get out of school.

19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Beauty and the Beast

21. When's the last time you went on a date?
Last summer

22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
dirty baaaaaaaaaabe.... you see these shackles baby I'm your slaaaaaave

23. Fall or spring?
Spring

24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
I haven't made out with anyone lol.

25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
NICOLE KIDMAN!!! lol

26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Australia

27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
Uhh... my mom? I guess lol. Idk, I don't think I have anyone particularly consistent in my life.

28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
DANIEL CRAIG!!!!!

29. What books have you pretended you've read?
I can't remember lol. I usually read most of a book for school and pretend I read all of it lol.

30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Complicated

31. Favorite drinking game?
I don't do drinking games.

32. What did you dream last night?
I actually don't remember. It's very rare that I dont.

33. Where do you wanna go on vacation?
Australia, Thailand, Russia

34. Fun Summer memories?
Back when I showed trillium and Jordan was my groom.

35. Favorite Movie?
The Golden Compass, The Interpreter, and Moulin Rouge.



1. Are you wearing shoes? No

2. What's the third letter in your name? L

3. How old is your pet(s)? My older cat will be 15 in November, My younger one turns 1 this month, my horse and older large pony both turn 17 this year, my younger large pony turns 2, and my beagle will turn 5.

4. What color is your underwear/boxer? Pink, orange and yellow

5. Are you sick? No, but I think I might be soon

6. Are you in school? No

7. Is the bathroom open?: No

8. Are you on a laptop?: Yes

9. Are you watching MTV? No, we don't get that channel

10. Are you smiling?: Have you met me? No

11. Do you have on eyeliner: No

12. what color are you eyes? Brown

13. Are you blonde? Not right now lol

14. Do you have a myspace?: EW NO!

15. Are you in high school?: No

17. Does your school start in august?: No

18. Did you go on vacation last month? AHAHAHAHA yeah we haven't been on vacation in like 10 years.

19. Have you ever been on a cruise?: No

20. Do you have a sister?: Yes

21. Are you upstairs?: No

22. Do you have a friend named Nick? Yes

23. Does your name end with a Y?: Yes

24. What's your middle name?: Elizabeth

25. Are your ears pierced?: Yes

26. Do you own a digital camera?: Yes, Nikon D40X

27. Do you live in France?: I wish

28. Ever had sushi? No but hopefully some day I'll get the courage/opportunity lol.

29. Are you listening to rock?: No

30. What color is your chair?: I'm on a couch.

31. Where did you get your pants?: Walmart lol. I was staying at a hotel overnight and forgot my PJs at home so I ran to walmart and got these and the matching shirt for like $12 lol.

32. Have you dyed your hair red? More than once

33. Are you tired?: Yep

34. Do YoU wRiTe LiKe ThIs?: YUCK NO. I hate ppl who do.

35. Are you an idiot? I don't think so.

37. Is Alcohol Bad for the Soul?: Not if you don't drink too much lol

38. Are you bored?: YES, why do you think I'm doing all these?

39. What time is it?: 8:02pm

40.What did you last regret?: The way I worded something

41. Chocolate or peanut butter:? Both together lol.

42. How many kids would you like? Two: a biological girl and an adopted girl.



1. I need: sex lol
2. Sex: is good lol
3. Dating: sucks
4. Your Last Ex: sucked
5. Power: boost
6. Marijuana: pot
7. Crack: head
8. Food: drink
9. The President: sucks
10. War: iraq
11. Cars: speed
12. Gas Prices: high
13. Halloween: song (I watched a halloween ep of singing bee today lol)
14. Politics: suck
15. Religion: stupid
17. MySpace: stupid
18. Worst Fear: death
19. Marriage: never (I want it though)
20. Fashion: maven
21. Brunettes: hair
22. Redheads: Nic
23: Work: time
24: Pass the time: waste
24: Football: sucks
25. One night stands: bad
26: Pet Peeves: pissed
27: Pixie Stix: snort (I know ppl who have snorted them and I was actually thinking about it earlier lol)
28: Vanilla Ice: Cream
29: Port-a-Potties: John
30: High school: musical
32. Pajamas: on
33. Wood: furnace lol
34. Surfers: australia
35. Pictures: pretty



Name: Kelly Traver
Birthday: July 15 1988
Birthplace: Windsor, Ontario
Current Location: St. Kitts, Ontario
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Nautrally brown.
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: German, British, French Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: None lol
Your Weakness: fruit
Your Fears: deep water, snakes, spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, and green olives.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish my first novel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs, not gna lie lol
Your Bedtime: 1-2am
Your Most Missed Memory: happiness... what's that like again?
Pepsi or Coke: coke, though tbh I usually can't tell the difference
MacDonalds or Burger King: EW barf, neither, but if I have to pick, McD's. BK tasts like cardboard.
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: ick neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: like a trucker
Do you Sing: Yep
Do you Shower Daily: No, I don't go anywhere or do anything so I don't think I really need to lol.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: I am going to college...
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: AHAHAHAHA No
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: eh, I'm ok
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: yep, a bit of piano, clarinet, and violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: a little
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no, I do the beating up
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: painlessly, which presents a problem when you consider committing suicide lol.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm 20 so I think I'm running out of time to decide that lol.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia

IN A BOY/GIRL...
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: slightly long, like Keith Urban
Height: taller than me (Which isn't hard to do)
Weight: average, but muscular
Best Clothing Style: I love a rugged look

Number of CDs I own: idk, I'm selling a bunch so idk how many I kept.
Number of Piercings: 1 on each ear.
Number of Tattoos: 0... so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: you want me to count? yeah right.